Man up advice
In your opinion... if a guy abuses his girlfriend, is there any chance that he may actually change after that? Should she just punch him back to show him who's boss, or end the relationship? Or both?
Anonymous

End the relationship. Nobody learns the easy way.

I've been dating this guy for about three months. His ex and he were together for five years before me, and he can't seem to pull himself away from her, he talks to her everyday. He and everyone else knows they won't work out, and I've been nothing but great. But still, he says he needs more time to heal but still wants to see me. (Also, I'm not conceded, but I'm way fucking prettier than her). What should I do?
Anonymous

End it. He’s clearly not in the correct state to be starting a new relationship. As nice as you may be to him, he’ll fuck it up, without question. 

do you prefer the barbarian, the destroyer or red sonja?
Anonymous

The Barbarian, easily. Red Sonja a close second.

I have a friend who has emotional shit going on. She is overly weight conscious, "hates" herself, and self harms. She is beautiful and has little to no reason to feel this way (no traumatic experience or anything). I desperately want to punch her pretty face and tell her to stop being too stupid to eat; however, I enjoy her as a friend and don't want to fuck that up. I've tried to help her self confidence, but she refuses to budge from her teenage crisis. I'm at a loss and sick of this shit.
Anonymous

“I desperately want to punch her pretty face and tell her to stop being too stupid to eat”

You’ve basically answered your own question. If that doesn’t work, drop all moral restrictions and have her put down. It’s for the greater good.

im sad, literally, ALL the time. i think i have depression. what should i do??
Anonymous

You have three options;

  1. Take active steps towards not being a faggot, i.e. therapy, medication (if necessary), not being a whiny little bitch etc.
  2. Kill yourself
  3. Sterilize yourself and your family, you’re all of inferior bloodline and it is in the best interest of the human race to prevent you from contributing to the gene pool.
Where do I go / what do I do to score a guy who isn't a boring, stupid pussy? Every man I encounter at work/school is pretty terrible, and my standards aren't excessively high.
Anonymous

Go out more, preferably to places outside of fuckin school or work.

Having said that, most guys you meet are going to be total fucking wastes of space until about 25, that’s when they seem to mature a little.

I suggest you invest in a vibrator and a shotgun for now.

If a little girl wants you to touch her inappropriately, is it ok to do so?
Anonymous

If there’s grass on the field, play ball.

If there’s no grass, play beach ball.

Just got this DVD "Hot And Horny Housewives Do Anal 3". Do you think I will understand what's going on if I've not seen 1 and 2?
Anonymous

The series pretty much only holds itself together when you take the time to track the characters, so the films actually stand alone as decent titles by themselves. However, it’s pretty much impossible to understand why missy is such a skank without seeing the second one, her character progression is very interesting.

I just said I wasn't!
Anonymous

Like I said, subtly.